


Bonzi Buddy can be defeated with most things on the LOWTDEBS, although they don't actually exist and should thus be disregarded.The Anti-comma, although it will not only temporarily destroy Bonzi Buddy, but asplode the hell out of anything within 5 miles, thus not being very useful.He can also be defeated by Hadokens, but that requires nine levels of Black Magery. Spyware removal programs, except this can take a while and it will result in a baby dying of cancer.However this was made without the knowledge of the anti-ninja coalition and the ninja-anti-ninja coalition, and has since then been proved untrue on account of the ninjas being orange.īonzi Buddy can be defeated with these things This, however, is extremely unlikely to happen outside of testing, as Ninjas and Bonzi Buddy have made certain agreements about sharing Pluto (ninja-pirates are not included in this).

Something to note - on Dave's Chatcomics, Bonzi Buddy is extremely hard to get rid of.Īnother note - In recent tests performed by experts who asked not to be named but were killed anyway, Bonzi Buddy CAN in fact be defeated by ninjas. Attempting to use any of the above in Bonzi-killing will result in you being mauled by Bonzi. Even your mom can't kill Bonzi Buddy, owing to the fact that your mom is a Bonzi clone, and would most likely maul you. Guns, nukes, lasers, Satan, the Pope, Jesus, Vishnu, Allah, lemons, air freshener, croissants, dubs, Pikachu, scented candles, Chainsaws, Stalin, cows, milk, taekwondo, karate, chocolate cake, dentists, Democrats, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Chinese language, Republicans, Karl Marx, Ben Affleck, the IRS, shoulder blades, chain e-mails, semen, blackjack dealers, swords, axes, lollipops, Jack Thompson, Dick Cheney, Quail, chocolate pudding, Sugar-snout Beavers, Trix, pretzels, Neil's Bike, lances, ninjas, pirates, Bob Saget, Ninjas, Pirates, Ninja-Pirates, Pirate-Ninjas, the Anti-Ninja Organisation, the Anti-Pirate Organisation, breast milk, the Anti-Pirate-Ninja Organisation, blind people, fat people, Tony Blair, goatse, SpongeBob SquarePants, Online RPG's, Pure Geniu, Hummer H2s, 50 Cent, porn, asians, 12 year olds invading the internet, Dan's Mum, Maozilla, Jimbo Wales, sermons, speranah, cheesy poofs, the system, zombies, pie, clinjas, poop, wheelbarrows, Marth, or George. It's a shame, nobody told the Stickfigures that Bonzi Buddy can't be defeated with swords.
